Le Nerd

May 03

I wish i had friends

Particularly, the kind that don’t like to go places. Or that only like to stay local and go to the movies or read books together. I would hang out with that friend.

Apr 29

Well, another one bites the dust.

I forgot how much this hurts.

Apr 22

I continue to try to be a sitcom heroine

Did i fall over in the locker room at the gym because i was alone and fake stripping, and i got trapped in my pants? Yes, i did.
Am i currently wearing my very short bathing suit shorts to a restaurant because i’m too lazy to put on separate underwear and pants again? Yes, i am.

Obviously, i’m doing really well at being a grown-up today.

Apr 20

You know how i know im drunk?

Because i just listened to “indie rock and roll” by the killers and cried. Also i have a ton of homework that im muddling through, thinking about my youth, and waiting for mcdonalds delivery to arrive.

Apr 19

I don’t know why i try to shop at H&M

Every time, i am fat-shamed in the fitting room and reminded that their clothes are for tall, thin Swedes, not short, stubby, Hobbit-adjacent me.

Mar 14

I have so much homework to do today

But i’m probably going to watch tv and sleep instead.

Jan 23

I hate everyone except my dogs

Jan 07
Please Help!!

Please Help!!

Dec 14

Tumblr, im drunk and i hate racism. That is all.

Dec 02

My mom doesn’t know what a bedazzler is

And now im wondering what vagina i fell out of