You know how i know im drunk?
Because i just listened to “indie rock and roll” by the killers and cried. Also i have a ton of homework that im muddling through, thinking about my youth, and waiting for mcdonalds delivery to arrive.
I don’t know why i try to shop at H&M
Every time, i am fat-shamed in the fitting room and reminded that their clothes are for tall, thin Swedes, not short, stubby, Hobbit-adjacent me.
I have so much homework to do today
But i’m probably going to watch tv and sleep instead.
I hate everyone except my dogs
Tumblr, im drunk and i hate racism. That is all.
My mom doesn’t know what a bedazzler is
And now im wondering what vagina i fell out of
I just licked kimchi off my phone screen. This is what paper writing all weekend does to me.
Jesus give me strength to focus. Also give me peanut butter and jelly.
There are some days
When it feels like everything is falling apart. Today is one of those days. I want to binge on tv and fried chicken. But i told myself i wouldnt eat fried chicken this month. I hate myself.